Okay, tonight we’re gontna have a double helping of justice! Two episodes of COPS! There will be justice tonight! Read on for more…

Okay, episode one: it’s a special! Grand theft auto!

Bad Boys, Bad Boys whatcha gonna do?

We’re in Pierce County Washington… vechicle fleeing on I5, pursuit in progress! Here they come, COPS on the move, chasing a minivan.

There’s like 5 cop cars in pursuit, it’s a full speed highway chase, guy just pulled off the highway. Two cars chasing now. Now he’s crashed. COPS jumping out, whoever was driving ran away. He’s pinned down in a field. They’ve got a K9 unit to flush him out.

Dog is searching with the COPS. No sign of him yet. They’re searching near a house. Going around back… they got him, dog’s got him! Dragging him out, NO MERCY! Cuffing him up. More scum off the street. Damn, head cop is HUGE. White guy is telling the cops off. Swearing and cussing. He’s been ID’d by a witness. Dumb ass suspect doesn’t know nothing about van… This guy is dumb, like a plank dumb. Guy’s already been caught stealing cars. This time he’s being charged with evading and DUI, since he’s claiming the car is his parents.

Installment 2, here we are in Vegas! Officer Ray Spencer is on the case, following a stolen car. Here he goes, following. He’s hit the siren, car is pulling over. Guy is out of the car, Officer Ray has his gun out! He’s got the suspect on the ground. Got one in custody. Car is stolen, guy’s claiming that his buddy told him to take the car to the store. Now he’s claiming he got the car at the 7-11, where his buddy had the car. Cop is in-terror-gating him. Haha, buddy “gave a guy some crack to use the car”. Officer Ray is taking him back to the station to have a chat.

Okay, we’re back in the station. Guy is still lieing to Officer Ray. Officer Ray wants the truth… Some guy gave it to him, told him the car was hot. He gave the guy crack for the car… It’s a real crime fest here! Officer Ray feels that the truth is now out, so now the guy is getting charged.

Okay, installment 3, this will be the last in the “grand theft auto” special. Back in Pierce County Washington. Oops! the cop just caught somebody driving a stolen car! Guns out! The guy is slowly inching out of the car. DAMN! BIG GRAY MOUNTAIN MAN BREAD. Guy won’t lie down on the ground. Cop won’t tell him what’s up, guy won’t lie down. We have a standoff. Okay, he’s lieing down now. Shouldn’t be driving a stolen car…

There heading over to cuff him. TAKEDOWN! He wants to know what’s going on. Stolen car, asking dude where he got the car. He got it from “JP”, “JP” “sold” it too him yesterday. Cop doesn’t beleive him, it’s a Porsche and he doesn’t think “JP” would sell it for three large. Car was reported stolen last night! Guy is a lieing. Looks like the cops have the car owners up here. They don’t know him, but one of the guys is supposedly the mysterious “JP”. Guy’s off to JAIL!!

MORE JUSTICE!!! ANOTHER 1/2 HOUR OF COPS COMING UP. And in just 30 minutes, we’ve got America’s most wanted…

COPS PART 2… BAD BOYZ BAD BOYZ!!

Please don’t forget all suspects are innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.

This epsiode features three looks at the work of Corporal Anthony Damiano, who we saw last week taking out the dumb ass rednecks. Corporal Anthony works the drug projects of Passaic County New Jersey. He’s the thin blue line standing between society and total drug fueled anarchy.

1st look, Corporal Anthony is a bit pissed at the weather… Suspicous activity, some guy he’s seen before. CAUGHT SMOKING CRACK! Corporal’s got the gun out, dude is *messed* up… Claims he was “just smoking tobbaco” This joker keeps calling the Corporal “poppy”. He was smoking the crack with the tobacoo. He want’s “a break”. But Corporal Anthony already has given him a break. Not getting a break this time, guy was “bored”, so he went and bought crack. They’re checking to see if he has warrents. He’s getting charged with possesion, they’re cuffing him and taking him downtown. More justice!

2nd look, Corporal Anthony, stopping a vechicle just out the projects. Pulling into a gas station. Passenger keeps moving, Corporal Anthony is out, talking to woman driver of the car. She’s got license and reg… stepping out of the car, looks normal, not a threat to justice. They were “driving through” he saw them “doin what they were doing”. She claims they were selling a DVD player for money. It’s her passenger’s DVD player. He was trying to sell it. Guy doesn’t want to admit he was looking to buy crack. Okay he final admitted it! He’s trying to cover for his lady. Guy couldn’t get trade for the DVD player the drug dealer stole it. There are needles in the car. This guy is pathetic. Corporal Anthony got him to find the needles for him. Guy is want’d up in morris county. He’s going downtown. Girl loves him. They’re talking to the girlfriend now… warning her of all the horrible things that could have happened to her in the projects…

3rd look, we’re stopping a car for failing to signal a turn correctly. Car is stopping. Guy is out of the car, Corporal Anthony doesn’t like that. Dude has 50 bags of dope! He “uses” it. Coporal Anthony is laughing. Guy is asking him to throw the dope away. Dude looks like he’s taking it pretty well, want’s to call his son. Corporal Anthony caught a big fish today, he’s getting charged with a bunch of stuff. 50 bags at $10/bag makes $500.

WOW, we’ve got a suprise 4th look, suspicious vechicle being stopped. “Shut the car off” Guy is being stupid… He is *messed* up. Corporal Anthony is getting the drugs off him. He’s from “Carney” Corporal Anthony saw him buying. 40 bags of heroin. Damn, Corperal Anthony is doing his duty today. He claims he’s not selling. He’s getting hit with a bunch of charges.

Okay, well, until next week justice seekers, keep seeking justice…

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