Buy new or used bowels on ebay!  

21 December 2004 | filed under Strange & Amazing, Internet

Have a little fun with Google’s word algorithms! Inspired by Boing Boing’s Adwords (Sponsored Links) results from the search word ‘dead’ I wanted to see what I would come up with. The results were nothing short of miraculous considering you can, apparently, pick up a new set of bowels on ebay - at a discount!

Say you aren’t in the mood for physical improvement and instead have a desire to take a turn for the worse… perhaps then you might be interested in purchasing a disease!

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More fun ‘Sponsored Links’ screenshots (and my tasteless humour) follow:

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Why bother kissing all those frogs?
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For when it explodes:
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Because you know you fried yours:
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When a trophy mate isn’t for you:
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So this is the fate of the world’s precious things:
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Do you have difficulty giving love?
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I’ve been breaking my back trying to find this (sorry, I know):
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Finally, all the supply I’ll ever need:
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Now what could I do with one of these?
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And though he isn’t for sale, it appears Overstock may have already bought him:
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